:root {
  --paper:       #fffeec;
  --paper2:      #fff4dc;
  --paper3:      #efe1c4;
  --ink:         #0f0f0f;
  --ink_soft:    #4a4a4a;
  --ink_faint:   #777777;
  --rule:        #d9bfb7;
  --ot:          #800000;
  --link:        #34345c;
  --quote:       #117743;
  --greentext:   #789922;
  --sage:        #c19c00;
  --marker:      #ffeb52;
  --tape_y:      rgba(255,235,82,0.65);
  --tape_p:      rgba(255,92,200,0.55);

  --frog_blue:   #5ac1ff;
  --frog_lime:   #b6ff10;
  --frog_pink:   #ff5cc8;
  --frog_orange: #ff7a00;

  --meme_red:    #ff003c;
  --meme_blue:   #00b3ff;
  --meme_green:  #66ff33;

  --shadow_paper: 0 6px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.18), 0 14px 30px rgba(0,0,0,0.28);
}

* { box-sizing: border-box; }

html, body {
  margin: 0; padding: 0;
  background: var(--paper);
  color: var(--ink);
  font-family: Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, sans-serif;
  font-size: 14px;
  line-height: 1.5;
  min-height: 100vh;
  overflow-x: hidden;
}

body {
  background-color: var(--paper);
  background-image:
    radial-gradient(circle at 18% 8%,  rgba(90,193,255,0.10), transparent 40%),
    radial-gradient(circle at 82% 22%, rgba(182,255,16,0.10), transparent 40%),
    radial-gradient(circle at 50% 90%, rgba(255,92,200,0.10), transparent 50%),
    radial-gradient(rgba(0,0,0,0.06) 1px, transparent 1px);
  background-size: auto, auto, auto, 18px 18px;
}

/* ============ BREADCRUMB ============ */
.breadcrumb {
  border-bottom: 1px solid var(--rule);
  background: var(--paper2);
  padding: 6px 12px;
  font-size: 11px;
  color: var(--ink_soft);
}
.breadcrumb .board { color: var(--link); font-weight: 700; }
.breadcrumb .sep { color: var(--ink_faint); margin: 0 5px; }

/* ============ MAIN ============ */
main {
  max-width: 980px;
  margin: 0 auto;
  padding: 18px 18px 60px;
}

/* ============ HERO ============ */
.hero {
  display: grid;
  grid-template-columns: 1.1fr 1fr;
  gap: 28px;
  align-items: center;
  padding: 26px 0 18px;
}
@media (max-width: 720px) {
  .hero { grid-template-columns: 1fr; }
}

.hero-art {
  position: relative;
  display: flex;
  gap: 14px;
  justify-content: center;
  align-items: flex-end;
  padding: 30px 10px 60px;
}
.polaroid {
  margin: 0;
  background: #fff;
  padding: 10px 10px 32px;
  border: 1px solid #e0d8c8;
  box-shadow: var(--shadow_paper);
  position: relative;
}
.polaroid img {
  display: block;
  width: 100%;
  max-width: 220px;
  height: auto;
  background: var(--frog_blue);
}
.polaroid figcaption {
  position: absolute;
  left: 10px; right: 10px; bottom: 6px;
  font-family: 'Comic Sans MS', 'Comic Sans', cursive;
  font-size: 10px;
  color: var(--ink_soft);
  text-align: center;
}
.polaroid::before, .polaroid::after {
  content: ""; position: absolute;
  top: -10px;
  width: 64px; height: 18px;
  background: var(--tape_y);
  transform: rotate(-5deg);
  box-shadow: 0 1px 2px rgba(0,0,0,0.18);
}
.polaroid::before { left: 16px; }
.polaroid::after  { right: 16px; transform: rotate(6deg); background: var(--tape_p); }

.pl1 { transform: rotate(-4deg); }
.pl2 { transform: rotate(5deg); margin-bottom: 26px; }

.callout {
  position: absolute;
  bottom: 4px; left: 50%;
  transform: translateX(-50%) rotate(-3deg);
  font-family: 'Comic Sans MS', 'Comic Sans', cursive;
  color: var(--meme_red);
  font-size: 14px;
  font-weight: 700;
  background: #fff;
  padding: 3px 10px;
  border: 2px solid var(--ink);
  box-shadow: 3px 3px 0 var(--ink);
}

.hero-copy { padding: 8px 0; }
.eyebrow {
  font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;
  font-size: 12px;
  color: var(--greentext);
  margin: 0 0 8px;
}

.wordmark {
  margin: 0;
  font-family: 'Impact', 'Anton', 'Arial Black', sans-serif;
  line-height: 0.9;
  text-transform: uppercase;
}
.wm-top, .wm-bot {
  display: block;
  font-size: clamp(56px, 11vw, 116px);
  letter-spacing: 0.02em;
}
.wm-top {
  color: #fff;
  -webkit-text-stroke: 4px var(--ink);
  text-shadow: 6px 6px 0 var(--ink);
}
.wm-bot {
  background: linear-gradient(90deg, var(--meme_red), var(--frog_orange), var(--marker), var(--frog_lime), var(--meme_blue), var(--frog_pink));
  background-clip: text;
  -webkit-background-clip: text;
  color: transparent;
  -webkit-text-stroke: 4px var(--ink);
  text-shadow: 6px 6px 0 var(--ink);
}

.ticker {
  margin: 10px 0 12px;
  font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;
  font-size: 12px;
  letter-spacing: 0.18em;
  color: var(--ink_soft);
  text-transform: uppercase;
}

.hero-tag {
  margin: 0 0 18px;
  font-size: 16px;
  font-weight: 700;
}
.hl {
  background: linear-gradient(180deg, transparent 55%, var(--marker) 55%);
  padding: 0 2px;
}

.cta-row {
  display: flex;
  gap: 10px;
  flex-wrap: wrap;
}

/* ============ BUTTONS (2007 chunky) ============ */
.btn {
  display: inline-block;
  padding: 11px 18px;
  text-decoration: none;
  font-weight: 800;
  font-size: 13px;
  letter-spacing: 0.04em;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  border: 3px solid var(--ink);
  background: #fff;
  color: var(--ink);
  box-shadow: 4px 4px 0 var(--ink);
  transition: transform 0.1s, box-shadow 0.1s, background 0.15s;
}
.btn:hover { transform: translate(-1px, -1px); box-shadow: 5px 5px 0 var(--ink); }
.btn:active { transform: translate(2px, 2px); box-shadow: 1px 1px 0 var(--ink); }
.btn-primary {
  background: var(--marker);
}
.btn-primary:hover { background: var(--frog_lime); }
.btn-ghost { background: #fff; }
.btn-ghost:hover { background: var(--frog_blue); color: #fff; }

/* ============ MARQUEE ============ */
.marquee {
  margin: 22px 0;
  background: var(--ink);
  color: var(--marker);
  border-top: 3px solid var(--ink);
  border-bottom: 3px solid var(--ink);
  overflow: hidden;
  padding: 8px 0;
  white-space: nowrap;
}
.marquee-track {
  display: inline-flex;
  gap: 22px;
  font-family: 'Impact', 'Anton', sans-serif;
  font-size: 18px;
  letter-spacing: 0.08em;
  animation: scroll 32s linear infinite;
  will-change: transform;
}
.marquee-track .star { color: var(--frog_pink); }
@keyframes scroll {
  0%   { transform: translateX(0%); }
  100% { transform: translateX(-50%); }
}

/* ============ SECTION HEADERS ============ */
.kicker {
  font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;
  font-size: 11px;
  letter-spacing: 0.1em;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  color: var(--sage);
  margin: 0 0 4px;
}
.section-h {
  font-family: 'Impact', 'Anton', 'Arial Black', sans-serif;
  font-size: clamp(36px, 7vw, 60px);
  line-height: 0.95;
  margin: 0 0 8px;
  letter-spacing: 0.01em;
  color: var(--ink);
  text-transform: uppercase;
}
.section-sub {
  margin: 0 0 18px;
  font-size: 15px;
  color: var(--ink_soft);
}

/* ============ LORE (4chan post) ============ */
.lore { margin: 36px 0 28px; }
.post {
  background: var(--paper2);
  border: 1px solid var(--rule);
  border-left: 4px solid var(--ot);
  padding: 14px 16px;
  position: relative;
}
.post-head {
  border-bottom: 1px solid var(--rule);
  padding-bottom: 6px;
  margin-bottom: 10px;
  font-size: 12px;
  display: flex;
  flex-wrap: wrap;
  gap: 10px;
}
.post-name { color: var(--ot); font-weight: 800; }
.post-trip { color: var(--quote); font-family: 'Courier New', monospace; }
.post-date { color: var(--ink_soft); }
.post-no { color: var(--link); font-family: 'Courier New', monospace; }
.post p { margin: 0 0 12px; font-size: 15px; line-height: 1.6; }
.post p strong { color: var(--ot); }

.greentext {
  margin: 12px 0;
  font-family: 'Courier New', 'Consolas', monospace;
  color: var(--greentext);
  font-size: 14px;
  line-height: 1.5;
}
.greentext span { display: block; }

.marker {
  background: var(--marker);
  padding: 0 4px;
  font-weight: 800;
}

/* ============ EVIDENCE ============ */
.evidence { margin: 36px 0; }
.ev-grid {
  display: grid;
  grid-template-columns: repeat(3, 1fr);
  gap: 28px 22px;
  padding: 18px 6px;
}
@media (max-width: 820px) {
  .ev-grid { grid-template-columns: repeat(2, 1fr); }
}
@media (max-width: 480px) {
  .ev-grid { grid-template-columns: 1fr; }
}
.ev-tile {
  margin: 0;
  background: #fff;
  padding: 10px 10px 38px;
  border: 1px solid #e0d8c8;
  box-shadow: var(--shadow_paper);
  position: relative;
  transition: transform 0.18s, box-shadow 0.2s, z-index 0s;
  display: flex;
  flex-direction: column;
}
.ev-tile img {
  display: block;
  width: 100%;
  height: auto;
  background: #f4f4f4;
}
.ev-tile figcaption {
  position: absolute;
  left: 10px; right: 10px; bottom: 6px;
  display: flex;
  align-items: center;
  justify-content: space-between;
  gap: 6px;
}
.ev-cap {
  font-family: 'Comic Sans MS', 'Comic Sans', cursive;
  font-size: 11px;
  color: var(--ink);
}
.ev-stamp {
  font-family: 'Impact', sans-serif;
  font-size: 10px;
  letter-spacing: 0.12em;
  color: var(--meme_red);
  border: 2px solid var(--meme_red);
  padding: 1px 6px;
  transform: rotate(6deg);
  background: #fff;
}
.ev-stamp.stamp-red   { color: var(--meme_red); border-color: var(--meme_red); }
.ev-stamp.stamp-blue  { color: var(--meme_blue); border-color: var(--meme_blue); }

.tape {
  position: absolute;
  top: -10px; left: 50%;
  transform: translateX(-50%) rotate(-3deg);
  width: 90px; height: 20px;
  box-shadow: 0 1px 2px rgba(0,0,0,0.2);
}
.t-yellow { background: var(--tape_y); }
.t-pink   { background: var(--tape_p); }

.e1 { transform: rotate(-1.5deg); }
.e2 { transform: rotate(2deg); }
.e3 { transform: rotate(-0.8deg); }
.e4 { transform: rotate(1.6deg); }
.e5 { transform: rotate(-2deg); }
.ev-tile:hover {
  transform: rotate(0deg) translateY(-4px) scale(1.02);
  z-index: 5;
  box-shadow: 0 8px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.2), 0 18px 36px rgba(0,0,0,0.32);
}

/* ============ WHY (sticky note cards) ============ */
.why { margin: 36px 0; }
.why-grid {
  display: grid;
  grid-template-columns: repeat(3, 1fr);
  gap: 16px;
  margin-top: 14px;
}
@media (max-width: 720px) {
  .why-grid { grid-template-columns: 1fr; }
}
.why-card {
  background: var(--marker);
  padding: 16px 16px 18px;
  border: 2px solid var(--ink);
  box-shadow: 4px 4px 0 var(--ink);
  position: relative;
}
.why-card:nth-child(2) { background: var(--frog_lime); transform: rotate(-1.4deg); }
.why-card:nth-child(3) { background: var(--frog_pink); transform: rotate(1.6deg); color: #fff; }
.why-card:nth-child(3) h3, .why-card:nth-child(3) .why-num { color: #fff; }
.why-card:nth-child(3) p { color: #fff; }
.why-num {
  font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;
  font-size: 12px;
  color: var(--ot);
  letter-spacing: 0.12em;
}
.why-card h3 {
  font-family: 'Impact', sans-serif;
  margin: 4px 0 8px;
  font-size: 22px;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  letter-spacing: 0.02em;
  color: var(--ink);
}
.why-card p { margin: 0; font-size: 14px; color: var(--ink); }

/* ============ BUY ============ */
.buy { margin: 40px 0 30px; }
.buy-sub { margin: 0 0 14px; font-size: 15px; color: var(--ink_soft); }

.ca-card {
  display: flex; gap: 8px; align-items: stretch; flex-wrap: wrap;
  background: #fff;
  border: 3px dashed var(--ink);
  padding: 12px;
  margin: 0 0 10px;
  position: relative;
}
.ca-card::before { content: ">>>"; position: absolute; top: 50%; left: -34px; transform: translateY(-50%); font-family: 'Courier New', monospace; font-weight: 700; color: var(--meme_red); font-size: 18px; }
.ca-card::after  { content: "<<<"; position: absolute; top: 50%; right: -34px; transform: translateY(-50%); font-family: 'Courier New', monospace; font-weight: 700; color: var(--meme_red); font-size: 18px; }
.ca-label {
  display: inline-flex; align-items: center;
  padding: 0 12px;
  background: var(--meme_red);
  color: #fff;
  font-family: 'Arial Black', sans-serif;
  font-weight: 900;
  font-size: 11px;
  letter-spacing: 0.18em;
}
.ca-copy {
  flex: 1; min-width: 0;
  display: inline-flex; align-items: center; justify-content: space-between;
  gap: 12px;
  background: #fff;
  border: 2px solid var(--ink);
  cursor: pointer;
  padding: 10px 12px;
  font: inherit;
  color: var(--ink);
}
.ca-text {
  font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;
  font-weight: 700;
  font-size: 13px;
  letter-spacing: 0.01em;
  white-space: nowrap;
  overflow: hidden;
  text-overflow: ellipsis;
  max-width: 34ch;
}
.ca-hint {
  font-family: 'Arial Black', sans-serif;
  font-weight: 900;
  font-size: 11px;
  letter-spacing: 0.16em;
  color: var(--meme_red);
  flex-shrink: 0;
  background: var(--marker);
  border: 2px solid var(--ink);
  padding: 3px 8px;
}
.ca-copy:hover .ca-hint { background: var(--frog_pink); color: #fff; }
.ca-copy.copied .ca-hint { background: var(--meme_green); color: var(--ink); }

@media (max-width: 540px) {
  .ca-card { flex-direction: column; }
  .ca-label { align-self: flex-start; padding: 6px 12px; }
  .ca-card::before, .ca-card::after { display: none; }
  .ca-text { max-width: 22ch; }
}

.ca-meta { font-family: 'Courier New', monospace; font-size: 11px; color: var(--ink_soft); margin: 0 0 18px; }
.ca-meta a { color: var(--ot); font-weight: 700; }

.buy-buttons { display: flex; gap: 12px; justify-content: center; flex-wrap: wrap; margin-bottom: 12px; }
.buy-meta {
  font-family: 'Impact', sans-serif;
  font-size: 22px;
  text-align: center;
  letter-spacing: 0.16em;
  color: var(--ot);
  margin: 10px 0 0;
}

/* ============ FOOTER ============ */
.footer {
  margin-top: 48px;
  padding: 18px 0 24px;
  border-top: 1px solid var(--rule);
  text-align: center;
}
.foot-timestamp {
  font-size: 11px;
  color: var(--ink_soft);
  display: flex;
  justify-content: center;
  gap: 10px;
  flex-wrap: wrap;
  margin: 0 0 12px;
}
.foot-timestamp .name { color: var(--ot); font-weight: 800; }
.foot-timestamp .post-no { color: var(--link); font-family: 'Courier New', monospace; }
.foot-mark {
  font-family: 'Impact', sans-serif;
  font-size: 16px;
  letter-spacing: 0.06em;
  margin: 0 0 10px;
}
.foot-mark .dot { color: var(--ink_faint); margin: 0 6px; }
.foot-social { margin: 0 0 14px; font-size: 13px; }
.foot-social a { color: var(--link); font-weight: 700; text-decoration: none; }
.foot-social a:hover { text-decoration: underline; }
.foot-social .dot { color: var(--ink_faint); margin: 0 6px; }
.foot-disclaimer {
  max-width: 760px;
  margin: 0 auto 12px;
  font-family: 'Georgia', 'Times New Roman', serif;
  font-style: italic;
  font-size: 11px;
  line-height: 1.6;
  color: var(--sage);
  text-align: left;
}
.foot-disclaimer a { color: var(--ot); }
.foot-ca { font-family: 'Courier New', monospace; font-size: 11px; color: var(--ot); word-break: break-all; margin: 6px 0; }
.foot-copy { font-family: 'Courier New', monospace; font-size: 11px; color: var(--ink_faint); margin: 6px 0 0; }

/* ============ A11Y ============ */
@media (prefers-reduced-motion: reduce) {
  *, *::before, *::after { animation: none !important; transition: none !important; }
}